Monday, December 6, 2010

On cold and being cold

I hate it. The end.
Did you know that there are two shelves in my Barnes & Noble labeled "Teen Paranormal Romance"? Those are some bad books. They basically abuse the burgeoning sexual desires of confused creatures who don't know any better. Pretty morally bankrupt, if you ask me. It's also gross.
I want every author who reads this to write young adult and teen novels about things like buying a car or trying to be on the basketball team. Lord knows I am.