Tuesday, April 20, 2010

First post!

Hey. Um. This is a new blog. I made it tonight. See, my old Xanga is too full of good emotions and happiness to write about my bitter musings. I met my wife on that thing, you know. So, I'll write here.

Let me introduce yourself. You are either really cool, or you are a poser. See, I'm a writer. I take writing classes. I am usually the best writer in them. I'm not being cocky about it. Writing isn't really that hard. The real prodigies don't even need classes. If you are smart, you can write a decent book and probably make some change off it.

If you've taken four years of writing classes, you should not be writing schlocky shit. I'm going to post some of the said shit later, but not very much. Shit, that's too much crap even for me.

But, here's a rundown of what I'm going to be talking about. Because you need to know before you bookmark me.
-Comics (Blackest Night sucks balls, Final Crisis rules shit)
-Video games(not often, though. I'm too old for that shit.)
-D&D (4e sucks, 3.5 forever.)
-Life (I hate posers, shitheads, jackasses, morons, and shitasses.)
-Sports(Fuck Kyle Busch, The AFC North, all of baseball and basketball)
-Anime(One Piece owns, Bleach owns ironically)
-Not politics (People will hate me enough for being an elitist)
-Internet ('Nuff said)

So, yeah. You'll probably like it.


  1. I hope you put a list of tags up eventually so I can count how many posts you tagged "dr. dre."